I tried shotgunning a soda today

It didn't work out as planned. But if you do it right it should turn out like this:


My friend, Michael, bought me a soda today because he thought that I couldn't shotgun the soda. He bought it for me and we went to the corner of the street near an alley way. I took off my shirt so all the world could see and began to stab the soda with my key. Then, quickly I put my mouth over the hole and held it up to my face. Alas, soda dripped down from my face onto my body as onlookers passed by. I failed miserably but got a free soda out of it. I think I'll try again tomorrow.