JERlEL: ok
JERlEL: soooo
JERlEL: one night
JERlEL: i get back around 1
JERlEL: and then my roommate comes back just after me
JERlEL: very drunk with a couple of my other friends
JERlEL: they played beer pong at the engineering fraternity
chrisleetyped: yea
chrisleetyped: you told me abou the pissing on the carpet
chrisleetyped: and you were gonna talk to him when he woke up
JERlEL: yeah
JERlEL: but wait theres more
JERlEL: ill enunciate it
JERlEL: and then he went up to sleep on his bunk
JERlEL: passed out for sure
JERlEL: a couple of my sober friends draw all over his face
JERlEL: and then im basically falling asleep
JERlEL: and i hear him fal out of the top bunk
JERlEL: im like...hes just gonna go pee
JERlEL: in the bathroom
JERlEL: but he whips it out and starts pissingo n the carpet
JERlEL: and im like
JERlEL: andrew what are you doing
JERlEL: he says
JERlEL: he mutters
JERlEL: dont worry about it....
JERlEL: and then i said andrew youre pissing on the carpet
JERlEL: he says again dont worry about it
JERlEL: i cant really stop him.....
JERlEL: i mean how would you stop a guy from pissing
JERlEL: grab his penis?
JERlEL: so i cant really do anything about it
chrisleetyped: LOL
JERlEL: and in the morning theres this circular stain on the ground
JERlEL: and its still there...
JERlEL: he said he cleaned it
JERlEL: but i dont think so
JERlEL: so now i dont walk barefoot anymore
JERlEL: basically im asleep when he falls out of bed
JERlEL: and i wake up to him falling out
JERlEL: and im in that half-asleep mode
JERlEL: and then i hear him pissing
JERlEL: and i shove him
JERlEL: and then he stops
JERlEL: but then he turns around and starts pissing on my shower flip flo
JERlEL: flop
JERlEL: slash on the ground
JERlEL: and then thats when i say what areyou doing andrew
JERlEL: and he says dont worry about it
JERlEL: and i say it again
JERlEL: and he says odnt worry about it
JERlEL: and then i start laughing on the inside hysterically
JERlEL: because of the story ill have after it
chrisleetyped: hahahha